And you thought the livery reveal stream was bad…
‘It’s my birthday and my mum was serving up a speciality; scrambled eggs and disappointment.’ Just one of witticisms by Will in The Inbetweeners, and while it’s neither my birthday, nor did I have scrambled eggs for my admittedly late breakfast, there were certainly generous servings of disappointment this morning. I feel it wouldn’t be out of place to put this amongst the worst livery/car launches in Formula 1, if not the worst. I think it was the Racing Point launch that I slated the most last year, with its main charge being a lack of originality and refusal to get on with it. Compare that to today and the contrast is, to say the least, stark. Was that really 45 minutes of press conference? Did the journalists ask mostly about Mercedes’ and Lewis Hamilton’s future and not the new partnership or the season ahead? It just seemed unnecessary for a livery launch. Of course it doesn’t help that it was compèred by some random bloke I’ve not seen before and not David Croft, who yes I have been scathing about in the past but he does have a personality and he will inject some soul into proceedings which should’ve been an otherwise bland event. The three on stage today had the charisma of Simon Lazenby’s right thumb.
It seemed a little poorly organised too. They had to say oh yeah we’re unveiling the car in 15 minutes downstairs so you may want to run your cameras and other stuff downstairs! Surely you’d brief them on the order of proceedings first? Just a little strange to me.
Maybe I missed something. I did leave the stream to grab some breakfast (some frosted shreddies if you were wondering) and they had paused for a couple of minutes while the hosts had moved downstairs. Again poor organisation. But twitter didn’t exactly blow up so I can’t have missed Toto Wolf twerking to Brian Tyler’s F1 theme on stage. Damn. Maybe next year then.
And then we move to the livery. The way they were bigging it up, we naturally were going to see some new additions to the scheme. INEOS’ dark red/burgundy affair plus the Petronas green on a silver and black car doesn’t even sound okay. The matte effect makes for some interest at the front of the car, but is soon lost as the car must resort back to its shiny, three-pointed star motif over the engine cover. Don’t even get me started on that roll-hoop. Mercedes managed to take one of 2019’s best schemes and make it into 2020’s worst. I’m not even sure Williams can top that as Formula 1’s biggest disappointment in 2020. I mean I don’t know how you incorporate burgundy into the original colours and scheme, I’m nowhere near being a graphic design artist, but I do know is that the W11 is not how you do it.
To rob a point off my Twitter timeline, this is the look of the car that more than likely, will set a new record for consecutive championships won, as well as matching Schumi’s drivers’ title haul, and that is the biggest shame. You think of these iconic cars: MP4/4, F2004, R25, BGP-001, RB9, even the W05 and they all look fantastic; worthy cars to take up the mantle of being mechanical royalty. The W11 will likely add to that list, but stick out like a sore thumb for the wrong reasons
Can anyone really match Mercedes this year? I don’t think so. Can anyone match Lewis Hamilton this year? I don’t think so. Time will tell if the Brackley based outfit lifted off in 2019 to focus on 2020. I guess we’ll have to wait for testing, failing that Australia, before we find out. It would be nice to see a Bottas 2.5 this season. He’s just lacking that little bit to become a genuine title contender. We’ll see enough from Valtteri for him to keep his seat, but no more in my opinion. It would’ve been scandalous for Rosberg not to win a title in those cars and how hard he worked Lewis. You just don’t get the same feeling from Bottas.
George Russell will also be a strong factor in the Finn’s future. It was difficult to gauge his first season, and if Williams make gains then I’m sure Toto will be watching closely, but that’s for another preview.
Unless we see a more consistent Red Bull this year, it’s difficult to see where any other legitimate title contenders may come from. Ferrari maybe? But it’s Ferrari so we know how it ends up. You’d be pushed to find anyone who realistically would back anyone other than Lewis Hamilton for the title, outside of Italy, and maybe The Netherlands, at least. Let’s just hope we get a good championship in the process.
